“The parental meeting in kindergarten looks like a rally of cocaine hysterical squirrels. So I imagine this rally.
Remember, in school, there is always such a person - ass class. Yes, fixation on the texture of the bodily bottom is required. This is about school. So here. Such a person who cannot take calmly even the most ordinary and well-established trifles.
- Four cells retreated, draw fields.
- Can I have three cells? And you can not draw? And I have a piece of paper in the line. And can I, I will not write the control? Can I stick the chalk in my ear?
He is not a Losers, not a bully and not a talent with an unconventional thinking and unmotivated associative series. He just pain in the ass. A meaningless creature that is sorely lacking attention.
Everyone had such a class.
But in class he was alone. And it seemed to me that this phenomenon is generally typical only for the adolescent period. At the parents' meeting in kindergarten, everyone is like that.
A smiling old Soviet school teacher in a strict dress with her voice said:
- For physical education, children need to have Czech shoes in the locker (remember this beautiful shoe?), Black shorts and a white T-shirt without a pattern.
- Is it possible with a picture?
- Drawing distracts children. For physical education classes, it is better that all children wear simple white T-shirts.
- Can I wear a gray T-shirt?
- Better white.
- Clear. But we have a white with a picture. Will fit?
- Better buy white.
- Clear. But there is a long sleeve. Can?
- Better with a short one.
- Gray, mean?
- Better white.
- Do you need Czechs?
- Yes, Czechs are needed.
- Can I get some rubber flip flops?
- In rubber slippers children will be uncomfortable to do. It will be good if you buy Czechs.
In fact, Czechs, a white T-shirt and black shorts are sold as a set in any children's store - not a mazerker, but in a normal one - there are 300r. for all.
- Can I wear sneakers?
- Czechs - the best solution.
- Clear. But we have green sandals.
- Better Czech.
- Clear. Do you need white shorts?
- Black is better.
- A white fit? Or gray is better?
- Black is better.
I am amazed at the patience and endurance of this wonderful teacher - a real titan of spirit. She has a beautiful face, expressive facial expressions, charming smile. And she loves children very much. And understands them. This is not to be confused with anything.
Someone sent a ninety-year-old deaf grandmother to the meeting.
- What does she say? - Nine times a minute, the grandmother repeats with a raspy voice addressing those around her.
They chose, well, how they did it, they just kept silent, strictly speaking, the parent committee composed of three hyper-responsible women, to whom I, frankly, are very grateful for the fact that they took on this work. Women immediately began to loudly count how much money would be needed. We came to this conclusion:
- In general, we count, and then we say.
- What they're saying? - asked grandmother.
“Come on, you will calculate how much money you need, and then say,” one of the parents suddenly suggested.
- We first calculate then, and then we will tell everyone.
- But I had a graduation school and collected four thousand each. But there was a lot of stuff in that money. Bus, alcohol.
- What does the graduation?
- Well, I'm just saying. A lot was included.
- And we count and say.
- Yes, you tell me, please. Count then and say.
- Yes, simply, you need to calculate the same and then immediately say.
- What does she say?
And so half an hour.